David met Joann sometime around 1980 in Lucky Jr. High, as he is aware of the awful things that she would do in order to achieve popularity.
David is the complete opposite of his wife, Joann. Being soft-spoken and kindhearted, David offers advice to his children and is someone who doesn't like trouble.
David is a big man with features that Hoodsey inherited. He has blond hair in the same fashion as Hoodsey and wears square glasses.
- As revealed in "About Face", David graduated from Lucky Jr. High in 1980.
- According to Joann in "Gym Class Confidential", David is a shamed of his body and still undresses in the closet.
- He looks like an older version of Hoodsey.
- He loves his mother very much, as he continuously cried in "Losing Nana Bishop".