This song is heard in the As Told By Ginger, it is the sixth song of the series and the first song in season 3. Diamonds Are Expensive is a song about diamonds, it was sang by both Dr.Dave and Lois and it can be heard in the episode's credits in About Face.
Dr.Dave: Diamonds are expensive, they are sparkly but expensive
They can't make a woman love you (Love you)
But I know of the mind that if she's so inclined, it might help
Seal the deal
Diamonds are expensive
Lois: Diamonds are impressive
Dr.Dave: They are sparkley but expensive
Lois: Sparkley and impressive (impressive)
Dr.Dave: Diamonds are expensive
Lois: Impressive, (impressive)
Lois: Impressive (impressive, impressive)(
- The song's title is a reference to OO7's song theme Diamonds Are Forever.