|Kiss Today Goodbye|
|Season 3, Episode 13|
|Air date:||October 22, 2016|
|Written by:||Kate Boutilier|
|Directed by:||John Holmquist|
|Next Episode:||A Lesson in Tightropes|
Kiss Today Goodbye is the thirteenth episode (53rd overall) of the third season which was broadcast on October 22, 2016 on The Splat.
The Meaning of Life Lesson
"A letter does not blush."
- Macie Lightfoot
While desperately trying to be accepted onto the cheerleading squad, Dodie discovers that Darren has been secretly having a relationship with the head cheerleader, Simone. Dodie wants to tell Ginger, but doesn't want to risk her place on the squad by angering Simone. Not wanting to be responsible for their break-up, Dodie writes Darren a letter encouraging him to come clean with Ginger. Meanwhile, Carl and Lois go house hunting.
- Ginger Foutley
- Carl Foutley
- Ona Winslow
- Macie Lightfoot
- Woman at Open House
- Hoodsey Bishop (cameo)
- Darren Patterson
- Man at Open House
- Dodie Bishop
- Lois Foutley
- Chet Zipper (cameo)
- Principal Ericson
- Coach Candace
- Cheerleader #1
- Cheerleader #2
- Cheerleader #3
- Cheerleader #4
- Buddy Baker
" Friday October 15th 4:30pm, this has to be the most difficult letter I had to write, it's tougher than you know, anyway it all begin at this very spot. We were there all three of us. But maybe one of us was a bit blessed present than the others, I really believed that day was the turning point in our many years of relationship.
Macie was right of course, about everything and I would soon realized that I can only say these things to you in a letter but I'm getting a head of myself. So my inclined to pep squad begin with three ounces of chicken, half of cup of lettuce and steamed carrots.
You maybe wondering why I didn't just forget what I saw and minded my own buisness. I'll tell you why, we've been friends for a long time.
Anyway the next day was key and just when I thought things couldn't get more complicated. The next day the pep squad girls actually called me by name and it's all because of Simone, it was like I was one of them.
I know, I should've told you then; that I knew what was going on but I just couldn't, you see Simone needed me for something now; it was important to my pep career; remember pep is my life.
It was a terribble lie, I admit, I couldn't face anyone not even Macie who had her own issues at the moment. I couldn't face it I'm so ashamed twice I played the ferret card.
So, in the end I just couldn't tell her, I just couldn't be responsible for that splinter in her heart. That's why I wrote this letter, that's why you have tell Ginger, Darren.
Your friend always, Dodie Bishop."
- This is the first episode that does not open with Ginger.
- When Macie says "A letter does not blush" she quotes the famous author, Marcus Tullius Cicero.
- Courtney and Miranda do not appear in this episode.